Frequently Asked Questions
We believe in education. So... answering a few simple questions seems in order. Here goes...
Where is The ExploraStore ™?
Who is Dr. Bob?
Is Dr. Bob always right?
What's with E.T.?
Where is The ExploraStore ™?
The ExploraStore ™
is located at the end of the earth and the beginning of the Pacific Ocean. We live and work in the wonderful arts and tourism community of Cannon Beach, Oregon. World famous for its towering monolith, Haystack Rock, and its miles of pristine beaches, what else can we say... we love it. You will too. Come visit our store in person. Tell us you heard about it on the web!
Who is Dr. Bob?
Dr. Bob
is our fearless leader and the founder of this great playground you're in. Yes he's a real doctor. Maybe that's why he loves science so much. Whatever, we thank him for building this store.
Is Dr. Bob always right?
Our
Dr. Bob
is full of scintillating scientific tidbits. He has endeared us all with his ability to find the perfect equation for every occasion. So we asked him one day, "Are you always right?" For a brief moment Dr. Bob was most uncharacteristically somber, then he suddenly brightened and spoke: "In some alternate Universe, even my wrong answers are infinitely right."
We've discussed this exchange amongst ourselves. It seems to us that our dear doctor sometimes does go a little too far. [I sure hope he isn't reading this now]. We think everyone makes mistakes. If you find what appears to be a misstatement by Dr. Bob please let us know. We want to keep our dear doctor looking good. It would probably be best to mention to Dr. Bob, not that he's wrong, just that he slipped temporarily into another one of his alternate worlds. We don't want to hurt his feelings.
E-mail alternate reality notices to Dr. Bob c/o
explora@explorastore.com
.
What's with E.T.?
OK,
E. T.
obviously isn't the ExtraTerrestrial star of the big screen. Our E.T. is the wife of Dr. Bob. It may be that such extended close proximity to the good doctor is responsible for her current condition. (Personally I think she was already that way.)
The ExploraStore
164 North Hemlock
P.O. Box 1190
Cannon Beach, OR 97110
Orders: (800) 414-8655
Phone: (503) 436-1844
Fax: (503) 436-1426
E-mail:
explora@ExploraStore.com
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The ExploraStore
™ is located at the end of the earth and the beginning of the
Pacific Ocean. We live and work in the wonderful arts and tourism community
of Cannon Beach, Oregon. World famous for its towering monolith, Haystack
Rock, and its miles of pristine beaches, what else can we say... we love
it. You will too. Come visit our store in person. Tell us you heard about
it on the web!
